Thursday, April 22, 2010

Overheard in the Army

" 'So I'm just going to put on this blindfold, and whatever winds up in my mouth, winds up in my mouth.' "

(What a Navy chaplain allegedly told a young Marine during a "counseling session." The chaplain was later court martialed and discharged. Allegedly.)

8 comments:

Connie! said...

Um, is it kinda pathetic that I had to sit here and think for an entire minute before I figured out what that comment meant? I'm so lame.

Roger Loiselle said...

Woah!!! o.O

Zelda said...

They're just going to go ahead and molest everybody, I think.

Jack said...

No, you're not lame. It took me a while to figure out he was talking about bobbing for apples, too.

Jack said...

Thanks for commenting, Roger. I like the little bug eye thingy you did there.

Jack said...

That's just the way your mind goes, though.

Zelda said...

Not even apples are safe. Apparently.

Jack said...

So it would appear.

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