James: Hey, guess who is on the cover of the new Glamour?
Will: How should I know?
James: Katy Perry.* And I'm gonna buy that fucker, too.
Will: Why? You gonna write her a love letter?
James: Well, she won't answer my emails...
Will: What are you sending her for Valentine's Day?
James: Oh, probably some nude photos of me and some rose petals.
Will: I hope your camera has a good zoom lens.
* I didn't know who she was.
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That was a pretty good burn.
Dude
can I put up a link to youse?
Uber Pig says hello. He also says, don't quit blogging.
Keep blogging--------------------
Grim told us about your blog -- please don't quit -- and from one Texan to another -- be safe where ever you are!
That was an unexpected flashback. I think I've had that conversation, though the names were different.......
Thanks for the memories....
William sends
Thank you for your service. Uber Pig says he'll cry if you stop blogging again. :) Please save us from that. :)
Don't know why my name didn't show up on last comment.... I guess cuz I didn't know I was supposed to type it where it says "Your name here...." Oh well.
Just keep on keepin on. What the world needs is more Texans.
Keep on Keepin' On. Or Uber Pig will cry, and nobody wants that!
On Katy Perry
I'm a Dad with a tween son who I have to talk to, sometimes these talks aren't easy, I'm always looking for opportunities - some entry into an uncomfortable terrain.
So we're watching TV together & there is Katy Perry & I think 'ah ha', talk time.
Me -You know there are girls who like to kiss girls
Him - well girls are so kissable
Me - (silently) YES!
Me - And there are guys who like to kiss guys
Him - uuuhhh! That's disgusting!
Me - (silently) YES!
Jack, you're back!!! You dog, you disappeared and I thought it was for good. I left you a msg way back when and didn't hear 'jack'. Heard you're in Iraq. The bf is now there training. How much training do they need? Hey stay in touch and keep posting. btw - this is Toni from Bear Creek Ledger.
Hello from Texas! Another Blackfive reader sent over by Uber piglet. The world needs good bloggers in Iraq, thank you for your service.
Stay safe and take care. Enjoy your point of view
Blackfive reader here on mission.
Uber Pig say: Blog on.
Keep on says Uber Pig
sent over from Blackfive. One Texan to another. Keep blogging. Its irreverant and funny as hell.
Those guys are like a couple of 8th graders.
Sure, man, go nuts.
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He cries a lot, that guy.
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No, no we don't.
Funny. Those talks can get inspired from the most unexpected places.
Hi, Toni, long time no see. Thanks for commenting, hope all is well.
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