James: Hey, guess who is on the cover of the new Glamour?
Will: How should I know?
James: Katy Perry.* And I'm gonna buy that fucker, too.
Will: Why? You gonna write her a love letter?
James: Well, she won't answer my emails...
Will: What are you sending her for Valentine's Day?
James: Oh, probably some nude photos of me and some rose petals.
Will: I hope your camera has a good zoom lens.
* I didn't know who she was.