Monday, February 01, 2010

Overheard in the Army

James: Hey, guess who is on the cover of the new Glamour?

Will: How should I know?

James: Katy Perry.* And I'm gonna buy that fucker, too.

Will: Why? You gonna write her a love letter?

James: Well, she won't answer my emails...

Will: What are you sending her for Valentine's Day?

James: Oh, probably some nude photos of me and some rose petals.

Will: I hope your camera has a good zoom lens.

* I didn't know who she was.

33 comments:

Zelda said...

That was a pretty good burn.

trashman said...

Dude

can I put up a link to youse?

Grim said...

Uber Pig says hello. He also says, don't quit blogging.

san saba said...

Keep blogging--------------------

Valerie Conley said...

Grim told us about your blog -- please don't quit -- and from one Texan to another -- be safe where ever you are!

William said...

That was an unexpected flashback. I think I've had that conversation, though the names were different.......

Thanks for the memories....

William sends

Your name here... said...

Thank you for your service. Uber Pig says he'll cry if you stop blogging again. :) Please save us from that. :)

Maggie45 said...

Don't know why my name didn't show up on last comment.... I guess cuz I didn't know I was supposed to type it where it says "Your name here...." Oh well.

Wild Bill said...

Just keep on keepin on. What the world needs is more Texans.

T Leng said...

Keep on Keepin' On. Or Uber Pig will cry, and nobody wants that!

D said...

On Katy Perry

I'm a Dad with a tween son who I have to talk to, sometimes these talks aren't easy, I'm always looking for opportunities - some entry into an uncomfortable terrain.
So we're watching TV together & there is Katy Perry & I think 'ah ha', talk time.

Me -You know there are girls who like to kiss girls

Him - well girls are so kissable

Me - (silently) YES!

Me - And there are guys who like to kiss guys

Him - uuuhhh! That's disgusting!

Me - (silently) YES!

Toni said...

Jack, you're back!!! You dog, you disappeared and I thought it was for good. I left you a msg way back when and didn't hear 'jack'. Heard you're in Iraq. The bf is now there training. How much training do they need? Hey stay in touch and keep posting. btw - this is Toni from Bear Creek Ledger.

dianainsa said...

Hello from Texas! Another Blackfive reader sent over by Uber piglet. The world needs good bloggers in Iraq, thank you for your service.

cjbsrn said...

Stay safe and take care. Enjoy your point of view

Mohammed the Teddy-Bear said...

Blackfive reader here on mission.

Uber Pig say: Blog on.

Texas Tanker said...

Keep on says Uber Pig

Ty Patterson said...

sent over from Blackfive. One Texan to another. Keep blogging. Its irreverant and funny as hell.

Jack said...

Those guys are like a couple of 8th graders.

Jack said...

Sure, man, go nuts.

Jack said...

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Jack said...

He cries a lot, that guy.

Jack said...

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Jack said...

No, no we don't.

Jack said...

Funny. Those talks can get inspired from the most unexpected places.

Jack said...

Hi, Toni, long time no see. Thanks for commenting, hope all is well.

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